Jimmy Diaries

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret of mine.

There was this one time I was at the park with my friend Lola [she's a black lab] and her parents that are friends with my parents. Anyway, we were playing and there was a pond with lots of geese. My hunting instincts kicked in and I started chasing the geese and my friend's parents didn't know what to do! They were surprised to see me tackle a goose that was twice my size. They called me and tried to stop me, but I didn't listen. I ended up biting that goose in the butt. I'm pretty sure I could get in biiiiiig trouble for what I did, but once I start I can't stop. To this day I'm not sure what happened to that goose after I showed 'em who's boss.

So back to ducks. Ever since the "incident" I have to be chained up wherever we go, especially if it's near water. So while Drew and Megan were fishing, I had to wait by the van. I figure if I can't chase ducks, they can't have fun without me--so I make sure to bark and be as annoying as possible. One of these days I will find a way to chase ducks again, you'll see!