Happy 4:20!

Smoking weed in my mind.

Well... Ever since this blog thing was created Megan has been pestering me nonstop to do an entry. Ok, pestering makes her sound kind of scary... she has been persistent in trying to persuade me to write in it. I told her that if she didn't ask for five days I would do it. It took her a few weeks to not ask but the day has finally come! I would just like to say a few things using stories...

First: My wife is the funniest person in the whole world.
The other day we were in St. George for a wedding. We got back from visiting Vegas at like three in the morning so we found a super dumpy motel. I told the front desk dude it was just me so it would be cheaper (I feel bad for lying but the place was a dump so I don't feel too bad). Megan had to sneak into the room so no one would see. As she was getting out of my car the alarm went off and I was in the room, she had no idea how to turn it off. Everyone in the motel woke up and looked out the window. She got super embarrassed it was hilarious. Ok at the time she was pissed at me for a variety of reasons but it had to be one of the funniest things I had ever seen.

Second: Sometimes I do stupid things.
Today I picked Megan up from work and we drove home. We were just sitting in my car with the windows down it was a beautiful sunny day. We were just chatting about life and enjoying nature. Then Megan said "don't panic! There is a bee on your arm!" So of course I panicked and somehow managed to pull the bee off of my arm and fling it on to her. Bad move.

Third: It happens.
Today as I got out of my car to go into the office there was a big bird doo doo stain on my door. It was fresh. No big deal I said I will just wash my car. So later today I spent about 20 minutes washing it. No more than one hour after I washed it a different species of bird (different kind of poo) doo dooed on the other side of my car. It happens. I realize that in life we can have two attitudes. The first is "O man a stupid bird pooed on my car and I just washed it grrr i'm so mad!" or we can say "Haha I just washed my car and for some reason a bird chose mine to doo doo on out of all of the cars. Lucky." In life we have metaphorical birds pooing all over our cars. How we choose to deal with the birds and the poo is what makes us who we are.