jimmy diaries

hi guys! i know it's been a while since i've written. i've been too busy sleeping on my new pillow and chasing squirrels in the backyard. i actually found a way to escape, even after drew jimmy proofed the fence. psssh, nice try drew!

megan didn't even notice i was gone one day until she overheard the neighbors talking about me. they said something about how i was fat, but well groomed. now i have to wear this dog tag in case i run away again. i always come back. megan worries too much.

what else is new? the other day drew let me lick the yogurt off his spoon. then he let me nibble on his peach. then megan gave me the last bite of her steak and some extra potatoes. then that night i threw up. and then i ate it... again.

yeah, that about sums up my awesome life.