jimmy diaries

i don't think we've been properly introduced...

before i lost weight and got a haircut my name was rizzo.

i spent my younger years running free on a farm.

i think this is where my obsession with small animals comes from.

i went on to befriend an old golden retriever who also didn't receive much attention.

we used to eat all day and sleep in the cold garage.

now whenever food is around i can't think about anything else.

i just want to eat everything, and with my new diet i miss my old eating habits.

anyway, one day i saw an ad on craigslist with a picture of me when i was trim and groomed.

i was sad and confused why i was up for sale like a piece of furniture.

until one day i stumbled into the arms of a very happy birthday girl.

she loved an old dog like me even when i was a dirty fur ball bumping around for attention.

and now it all makes sense.
i'm jimmy.