So Drew has this new goal of scaring me every day either in a weird way or frightening way.
Weird ways are almost scarier than frightening ways. They make me hesitate to think he is normal.
I am a very easy person to scare, and this is one of his goals I know he is actually accomplishing.
It is now a regular thing to find him sneaking around dark and even light (yes, I'm that easy) corners with his hood on or silently creeping in the apartment without my knowledge and popping out of nowhere.
Sometimes all it takes is sneaking up behind me and making creepy noises, breathing heavily, or laughing like a psychopath.
Turning the lights off and on, especially off, and doing this is really not funny.
I scream so long and hard that sometimes I literally fall over.
Even when I see my cute hubs face under the hood of his jacket it still hasn't completely registered he's in fact not a cold blooded killer.
And then I realize it's just my "sweet" Drew trying to scare the crap out of me, successfully I might add.
Then I laugh, and it's all okay until tomorrow...
HA!!! spence does the same to me! what happens until tomorrow? spencey doesn't scare me anymore b/c of my nightmares. i would have anxiety attacks. literally. it was the scariest feeling but from another source :( scare him back --ky
ReplyDeleteI agree with Ky.. scare him back. Recruit help as needed. You know I'm always in
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh. Scott does the same thing and I HATE it.
ReplyDeleteMichael does this. He turns off the lights, and hides, so I have to walk blindly to the light switch, and then he will jump out at me...
ReplyDeleteevil husbands...
Hahaha. Until Tomorrow.
ReplyDeletehaha! I think we need to get together and swap to maybe balance each other out. I have to be the exact OPPOSITE! I have no reflex! You might think it'd be a good thing, but I'm sure one of these days, I'm going to be attacked for real, and I'll just stand there and not do anything about it. Like, Hello? Am I even awake? I had a roommate who had the same goal as Drew. She wanted SO badly to make me jump! She'd jump out at me all the time and I'd just look at her like, "What was that? Uh ... hi!" She got frustrated after awhile.
ReplyDeletehaha, I am still laughing about the part where you fall over. I agree with everyone else, you should DEFINETLY think of a really good plan to scare him...I'll brain storm and let you know if I come up with something really good.
ReplyDeletedont be ridiculous megan lee. you are my favorite.
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